ourbloodiscoldandwearealone:

femmerat:

appetitusinvictus:

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

Real Housewives of Nazareth

😧

turtlechix:

funsizemeh:

still-overly-obsessed:

theinturnetexplorer:

Disney Hero-Villain Faceswaps

WHO DID THIS WHAT THE FUCK

I’m screaming 😂

………..

drcpdead:

tag yourself im twitter

obviousplant:

I left this fake guest book at a Florida Airbnb. See a bonus page on Facebook.

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

loop-zoop:

i want this to replace the john cena jokes

Nemo is a sick shot

invisiblespork:

tis-superfruit:

“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”

I’m WHEEZING.

This is me at every family gathering.

[audio transcription: *very heavy Southern accent* What’s up, y’all. Trae Crowder, liberal redneck. Look, I wanna talk about a lotta things, but this transgender bathroom deal just won’t go away, and you know it’s gettin outta hand now ‘cuz we got white people boycotting Target. Goddamn, never thought I’d see the day.

But yeah, sure enough the American Family Association in Mississippi asked for a boycott of Target, and they got over 700,000 signatures, and I guarantee you every one of them people’s so proud of themselves for making a statement, too. Y’all ever notice how shitty white people get to protest stuff by like going to Sears instead or eating two chicken sandwiches this week? But yeah. Y’all are basically freedom riders.

God this gets my red up, man. Apparently the people signing this petition are doing it because they don’t feel comfortable taking their kids into Target now with their trans-friendly policy. Oh really y’all ain’t comfortable? Yeah? Well if you’ll allow a rejoined so the hell what?

If my great-granny was still alive she wouldn’t be comfortable eating cornbread next to a colored boy. Guess what. She’d have to get her old ass over it. ‘Cuz it’s 2016, and that’s a shitty way to be.

And why should we care if you’re comfortable anyway? Have you ever even thought about the comfort of gay people, black peop – hell, me. I’m a non-Christian living in the South I can’t even go to a goddamn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey? It makes me a little uncomfortable. Have you ever cared? I’m guessing not since Nancy Grace never had a hashtag about it.

But now you ain’t comfortable so you’re screaming “we gotta boycott Target” *mocking noises*. Well shit. I hope you realize that Target ain’t even gonna think about giving a damn. Target would love for you to waddle your hateful ass over to Walmart, that’s where all the Duck Dynasty shit is anyway. Target don’t want you, American Family Association – which, lastly, fuck that name. You don’t speak for my family. I got two little boys, man, and I’ve actually thought about the possibility of one of them being gay or transgender and how I would feel if I knew they had to face the shit that y’all put people through for the sake of your comfort. And it pisses me off. So stop trying to pass your bigotry off as a family issue because, speaking as a father, that’s bullshit.

And fuck Nancy Grace, too.]  

tinderventure:

I met my boyfriend of over a year on Tinder, and I love him to death, but you know how Tinder shows the other person’s name at the top of the chat? Well when he first messaged me he said “Hi, my name’s Brodi.” And being the smart ass that I am I said, “Why did you introduce yourself, your name is on your profile?” And he told me on our third date that my sassy response was the reason he continued to talk to me.

puresebastian:

You know what let’s protect Sam Wilson

Sam who lost his wingman Riley who was shot right out of the sky

Sam who saw Rhodey fall and hit the ground

Sam who told Steve It was like I was just up there to watch 

Sam who apologized for dodging a blast meant to take him out

Sam who gets shot at after this apology

Sam who cares about Rhodey’s health when he is locked in a prison

Sam who would endure literal torture before betraying his friend